I just realized that nobody’s done this yet, ya know? That I know of anyway. Made something goofy related to the liquids of our favorite fictional characters. My list would be very limited, because all I watch are syndicated sci-fi shows, the occasional crime drama and Doctor Who. But a stab would be pertinatate, eh? Let’s give it a go. Starting here. And I’ll babble about the project a bit, since that’s what a blog is for.
Reasoning Being: Of course Firefly’s Browncoats would have an exceptionally awesome beer bottle. In my head, it looks more like those awesome colored glass beer bottles with the ornate, vintage label with lovely lettering that wraps around it. But everything comes out all granite-y and block when it’s run through my filters. And I’m slowly discovering that typography is not my strong suit. I’d rather just bastardize other people’s fonts. So this is the best I could do. And I’m fairly new to the fandom, so whether or not I got the sound of it right with the blurb is anybody’s guess. Pfft. It was fun, is the point.
Secret: I don’t actually know what “pale ale” is or if it is indeed a thing. It just sounds cool. *shrug*
Cameron’s was the sketch that started this, and is still my favorite inked. The Maraschino Cherry red was pulled from the eye of a Terminator, as the metaphor is that that this drink was kinda like the blood of a Terminator. The band around it was originally black, but I made it red because it’d be damn cool to have a pop or beer or whatever bottle that’s just so red you can’t take it anymore. Note the complete lack of sarsaparilla.
I’ve honestly never wanted anything I’ve designed to be real more in my whole life.
Ideally, River Tam’s wine (champagne? cognac?) of choice. Although in retrospect, she’s a mite bit young to drink. But whatever, space. The whole thing is supposed to be a tad off, much like her. If you distill a person into a liquid and bottle them — I’m being hypothetical and creepy at 2AM — you imagine what that beverage might be packaged like, and this was apparently as close as I got. I looked up her quotes (did not realize that girl barely says anything!) to incorporate her fragmented speech patterns into the label blurb. She’s a weird girl, so the weirder the better. I pulled the “V” from the weird-ass logo and made it the front of the bottle, then put what should be the main mark on the back, essentially reversing the usual order, because, as mentioned, River is weird. Thus is her wine bottle.
Heck, the bottle is probably empty.
What’s next? Does The Doctor have a favorite drink? We’ll make one. 😉